Week 2. Here’s the write up. Lets just do some Buzzfeed-type Your Fantasy Match-Up As a Movie or 90’s pop anthem that only 90’s kids will remember or something.

Drott vs. Todd. The Undertaker is really racking up the bodies this week. So the movie is Stand By Me. A timeless tale about the loss of childhood innocence. The youthful glow of week 1 is tarnished for Todd as Drott asks “Do you want to see a dead body?” SPOILER: The bodies are Todd’s first 3 draft picks.

Ben vs. JJ. Fast and Furious. Ben smokes JJ but we’re left with hope that once JJ is gone to Norway we can just CGI him in for his remaining appearances.

Matt vs. Trav. The movie is Troy because I get to be Brad Pitt in this analogy. Let’s recap the story of Troy. In an ancient battle between the Greeks and the Trojans, two heroes face off. Hector for Troy and Achilles for Greece. Achilles demolishes Hector and parades his corpse around to demoralize the remaining Trojan army. The Greeks raze the city of Troy by invading in a wooden horse. Makes you wonder why you would name your school mascot after a losing army… There’s also something about Achilles’ heel which may be a warning against hubris in victory, but that’s next week’s problem.

Brent vs. Cheadle. The Passion of the Christ. Cheadle starts CeeDee Lamb of God but is left wondering why he is forsaken as his first pick Christian is out for much more than 3 days. Brent prayed for an intercession of Saints on Monday Night Football and secures the victory.

And then Chad vs. Max. Chad’s Teams back ALRIGHT.