Did you know, in ancient Rome, a practice called Haruspex allowed Romans to derive omens from the entrails of sacrificed animals. Let’s dig in!

First up on the chopping block: Matt vs. Cheadle. Matt’s team played like chicken liver. Cheadle’s defense stepped on the Browns. Cheadle stays at the top while Matt falls dangerously close to the bottom of the league. Cheadle 112.22 – Matt 75.68

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Trav vs. Drott. The Fantasy Gods blessed Trav and Julio for some reason. Who/what did he sacrifice to win favor? Trav won the weekly payout for highest scoring team. Drott ‘s team sat in scoring purgatory. Trav 150.34 – Drott 83.28

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Chad vs. Max. After this week, Chad has a total of 666 Points For on the season. Once concerned for his season, he seems to be in command on a 3 game winning streak. Max put up a fight but between 2 Monday Night Football games and Chad selling his soul, couldn’t get it done. Max falls to 9th place and Chad is in 3rd. Chad 104.36 – Max 92.94

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Brent vs. JJ. A booming Brent fought in the closest matchup of the week but JJ’s Oil Derrick Henry brought the Texas Tea (The Titans used to be the Houston Oilers. People forget). JJ 117.10 – Brent 107.82

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Todd vs. Ben. Speaking of dirty jobs, The Undertaker does work. Also did Justin Jefferson listen to parents speak about the benefits and responsibilities of their roles? Because he had a Career Day. Ben had the 3rd highest team score this week but Todd’s kicker put him over the edge. Ben is now planning for his ACT. Todd 141.20 – Ben 120.92

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Next week’s payout is highest margin of victory. TELL EM LARGE MARGE SENT YA.