Did you know, in ancient Rome, a practice called Haruspex allowed Romans to derive omens from the entrails of sacrificed animals. Let’s dig in! First up on the chopping block: Matt vs. Cheadle. Matt’s team played like chicken liver. Cheadle’s … Continue reading Fantasy Football Write Up: 2020 Week 6

This week, the Commissioner had a few words to say, I will be providing his comments (heavily… heavily edited for clarity, not for content). Editor’s notes are in blue. Trojan adversity, October McDumbass surprise, Chadsteam breaks knees**, and Cheadle Bros … Continue reading Fantasy Football Write Up : 2020 Week 5

Starting with the weekly payout: Highest Scoring Defense. Todd’s Rams score 11 and it’s good enough to win him some money. Matt vs. Max. Initial projections had this as a tight matchup. Matt’s unstoppable Chris Carson recovers from a knee injury last week and undergoes concussion protocol at halftime still managing to outscore Max’s Russell Wilson. The Cowboys have adopted a play-from-behind mindset which sucks for them but works out for fantasy. Real joke of a game. Matt had secured the win by Sunday night and by the time the Monday Night Double Header rolled around Max was already dead. … Continue reading Fantasy Football Write Up: 2020 Week 4

Week 3. RIVALRY WEEK. The weekly payout is for Highest Scoring Starting Team. JJ clenches with 150.20 and the second highest margin of victory (90.50). Ben beat Cheadle by 95.54 points in week 6 of 2018. The current roommates. Todd vs. JJ. As expected Todd struggles with injuries, but leaves a lot of points on the bench. Warming the pine is an extra 35 points. Not enough to catch JJ but it could have been enough to trick us into thinking it was close. Regarding Todd’s lack of draft RB talent, multiple sources have Todd on record saying “I fucked … Continue reading Fantasy Football Write Up: 2020 Week 3

Week 2. Here’s the write up. Lets just do some Buzzfeed-type Your Fantasy Match-Up As a Movie or 90’s pop anthem that only 90’s kids will remember or something. Drott vs. Todd. The Undertaker is really racking up the bodies … Continue reading Fantasy Football Write Up: 2020 Week 2

The league is back in action. With no preseason to break your running backs or to give false hope to some streaky receiver. Offenses looked to be firing, or maybe defenses weren’t used to tackling, who’s to say? Before diving in to the weekly report, there have been a few changes for the season. First, after much ado, we have adopted a new scoring system. 0.5 Points per Reception in addition to roster changes that allow for a flex instead of 3 WR. The league has also updated its record keeping procedures, thanks to heavy investment from league offices. With … Continue reading Fantasy Football Write Up: 2020 Week 1

Week 10 is done and we are down to our final 3 weeks. Instead of the standard weekly reviews, let’s look ahead. Very few games left to make some moves. Figure 1 shows where we stand as of now. A … Continue reading Fantasy Football Write Up Week 10